"Godzilla Genealogy Bop"
from Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
Transcribed by (email@example.com) and Lisa Jenkins
[In the satellite:]
CROW: Joel! Jo--
JOEL: Uh, over here, yeah.
CROW: Oh, there you are. Uh, I'm confused. Uh, Just who is this
TOM: Yes, wise one. Please, teach us.
JOEL: I don't know if you're ready for this.
TOM: [at same time as Crow] Oh, please Mr. Joel. Please! Come
on. Please! Please! Please! Please! Please!
CROW: [at same time as Servo] Oh, please! Please!
JOEL: Okay, my little robot friends, but we only pass this way
once. This is called the "Godzilla Genealogy Bop." Would
you hit it, Professor Cambot?
In order to know Godzilla, we've got to look into his past.
CROW: You know studying genealogy is gonna be a blast.
JOEL: Ah, you've got it little robot pal, we're swinging into
TOM: Come on, let's cut to the chase you couple of geeks, and get
to the family tree!
JOEL: Well, it started with a nuclear blast and pets that were
TOM: Oh, like--
TOM & CROW: --baby alligators and other nasty beasts?
JOEL: Right. The fusion reaction caused them to grow a thousand
times their size.
CROW: Well, that explains Godzilla's attractive tail and
JOEL: Now you're getting it little buddy--
JOEL: --but now we must move on.
TOM: Uh huh.
JOEL: Godzilla's not the only one to benefit from the A-bomb.
TOM: Yeah. Look, there's Aunty Ness from Scotland's Loch, they
married in the spring. And their first-born was Godzookie, and
now we begin to sing!
Bop be du-bop! Be du-bidie du be du bop....
[you got the picture....]
CROW: Godzookie went to Hollywood, an agent to the stars. He had
an affair with Lorna Lufts and smoked a big cigar.
TOM: And outta the lust of the Lufts affair Ron Pearlman
JOEL: You know, surgery was considered for him, but nobody was
consulted! Oh, I did it again.
CROW: Then Ron met Yoko Ono, and they began to spawn a couple of
hundred horrible things as green as Forest Lawn.
TOM: There they are: there's Kermit the Frog, the Swamp Thing,
Hulk, and Ernest Borgnine too!
CROW: But Ernest Borgnine isn't green!
TOM: Well put him on a boat and he is!
JOEL & CROW: WHAT?!
TOM: Hey! Who's that at the bottom, a-wallowin' in his
CROW: Oh, that's just Steve Guttenberg of Police Academy
JOEL: To wrap it up, the worst mutation...
CROW: No, you don't suppose?!
TOM: Oh yes it is, the horror of horrors--
ALL: --Karl Malden's nose!
TOM & CROW: Ohhhh nooooo!
JOEL: We got movie--commercial sign on top.
CROW: Dig it.
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