"Happy Thoughts and Good Things"
Transcribed by Michael "Pinski" Lipinski
[On the satellite:]
JOEL: Happy thoughts and about good things and those happy thoughts and good things will shoo away all those dark, smelly images that are canerping[?] for moisture.
TOM: Oh, like the way sunshine chases away clouds?
CROW: Like the way Lysol Spray erases bathroom odors without heavy perfume?
JOEL & TOM: Yeah.
CROW: And kills household germs in empty garbage cans,
JOEL & TOM: Yeah.
CROW: --empty hampers, toliet areas,
CROW: --under sinks,
CROW: --pet areas,
CROW: --diaper pails,
CROW: --sick rooms...
CROW: Oh, sorry.
ALL: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
JOEL: Exactly, come on you guys.
[Tom hums "do-didty-do-didty" unless singing. Joel starts singing.]
JOEL: Oh, there's a marshmellow rainbow waiting for you,
with kitties and doggies too.
CROW: And a Super Soaker 2000 too,
and I just got ten dollars from Grandma,
and I don't have to share it with no one.
TOM: And we all get to go to the Belly High Drive in our pajamas,
and watch the Star Wars triple feature, dusk till dawn.
JOEL: And my dad just became really good friends with Mike Conners of Mannix fame,
and he's got me a triple-decker tree house and I'll sleep
down on my ride to my own zoo.
CROW: I'm having Liddy Land dinners for breakfast,
and King Vita-man for dinner,
and the Good Humor truck rolled over in front of my house.
ALL: Do-do-do, whoo, laaaaa, ouuuu.
TOM: And I live in the world of Super Mario Brothers,
and we captured Rommel and gave him to the President,
and he gave me my own half-hour sitcom following Cheers.
CROW: And there's no such--
'BOTS: --thing as girls!
JOEL: [speaking] Oh, wait, I think you want to think about that.
JOEL: What do you think sirs?
[In Deep 13:]
FRANK: And Mr. Dr. Clayton Forrester
Will switch trains at the train yard,
And there will be a horrible accident,
For which Dr. Forrester will be blamed,
Post-humously of course,
And then the robots and I will become really good friends,
And we'll be roommates with triple bunk beds,
And we will stay up all night talking about
Really cool stuff--
[clicking sound starts]
FRANK: --And they'll think I'm really neat,
And then I'll invite them over to my house,
[closing sound from the button]
[Love Theme starts, then big explosion knocks the Love Theme out of key for a moment.]
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