from Horror of Party Beach
Lyrics: Bill Corbett
Music: Michael J. Nelson
Transcribed by Matthew Olson
[On SOL, gang dressed as beach rock stars]
MIKE: Hey everyone. You know, Tom and Crow and I were talkin' about how kids today don't know squat about sodium.
CROW: Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself, Mike.
TOM: Oh, yeah.
CROW: Why, the shocking lack of sodium taught in the schools today is shocking.
TOM: That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves, "How? How do we reach kids today about sodium?"
CROW: How, how, how?
MIKE: Through the rock and roll music that the kids seem to like.
[60's rock music starts]
TOM: Hit it! [starts singing, CROW & MIKE sing backup "sodium"]
Soh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh.... [continues through MIKE]
MIKE: [in deep, bass voice]
MIKE: It's sodium, baby.
CROW: [spoken as music ends] Sodium.
TOM: Well, if you don't know anything about sodium now, I don't know what else we can do for ya.
CROW: Yeah, you kids with your big pants, and your colored chalk, and your Neve Campbell, and your -- [continues talking as Mike interjects]
MIKE: Sodium, won't you?
CROW: -- fanny packs, and your nerf balls, [continues as Tom interjects]
TOM: Well, we better see what's goin' on with Pearl and them, huh?
CROW: -- and your listenin' to the No Doubts, and your Pong, and your Volkswagon Golf leases, and your notebooks, and the kids with the pierced I-don't-know-what's, the roller skates and the 23 Ski-Doos, and the listening to the Becks, and the...
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