"Toobular Boobular Joy"
Transcribed by Matthew Olson
[On the Satellite: Mike & 'Bots dressed like Vaudeville
TOM: Say fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, i'n't
MIKE: There sure is!
CROW: Yet despite all the acres of flesh in this film, I just
can't come up with a word that describes it.
TOM: Well I can!
MIKE: You can?
TOM: Why sure. [starts singing]
It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular fun!
MIKE: Fleshical-orbital moundular-scoopular?
TOM: Right-o, that's the one!
CROW: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital-crackular
Bunular morning 'till night?
TOM: Well, you're absotiglandular,
ALL: It's an arealogical, autoerotical, toobular
An exposular-regional, batchical-pouchular fun for girl and
A latissimal-dorsical, hung-like-a-horsical, calipyligical
CROW: The most bunular-funular,
MIKE & CROW: [slowly while Tom sings next lines]
Movie of them all!
TOM: Pendular-funular, fruit-of-the-loomular,
GYPSY: Hey guys, how's the movie?
ALL: [singing again]
Oh, it's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical,
Pendular globular --
MIKE: Oh, man, we got movie sign!
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