"Wild Rebels Cereal"
from Wild Rebels
Transcribed by Johnny Klonaris and Lisa Jenkins
[On the satellite:]
JOEL: We'll be back after this important message. Let's go!
TOM: Get the box, you ready? Cue!
JOEL: HEY KIDS!
TOM: 1, 2. 1, 2, 3.
ALL: We're Wild Rebels!
Crunchy, fruity, rebels!
Pouring milk on them is like shooting off a gun.
JOEL: It's Wild Rebels cereal, the nutritious cereal that's like
getting hit in the back of the head with a surf board of flavor.
TOM: Look! Marshmallow Fatties!
CROW: Sugary Lindas!
JOEL: I got tangy, twangy Banjos!
TOM: Crunchy Oat Rods!
CROW: And Jeeters too-- Die Jeeter DIE!!
MOM: Kids? What are you doing in there?
ALL: Having a good breakfast, Mom!
TOM: Pour on the milk! 1, 2. 1, 2, 3, 4.
ALL: Wild Rebels!
Punchy, crunchy rebels!
Don't bust your teeth on something sweet and hard!
JOEL: Wild Rebels cereal part of this complete breakfast.
CROW: Hey! There's a cheap surprise inside!
JOEL: I got a gun!
TOM: I got a sawed off pool cue with a leather strap!
CROW: I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot!
TOM: Awright! Let's take it home!
ALL: They won't get soft or squishy.
Better eat 'em or you're a sissy.
Just pound 'em down you stupid clown--
JOEL: Wild Rebels cereal, just eat 'em.
ALL: Oh! We got movie sign!
JOEL: Wow, fruity, kookie rebels
TOM: Umm hmmm, nutty.
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