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"Creepy Girl"
from Catalina Caper

Lyrics: The Brains
Music: Michael J. Nelson
Transcribed by J.D. Shull and Lisa Jenkins

[On the satellite:]

[Servo watches a picture of Creepy Girl on the TV as Joel and Crow enter]

TOM: [sobs] Creepy Girl. [sniff] Oh, Creepy Girl, little--Creepy Girl. Boo hoo hoo hoo.

JOEL: Geez. What's wrong, Tom Servo? You look as upset and downtrodden as a little robot with inarticulate limbs CAN look.

TOM: Oh, it's Creepy Girl, Joel. I just met a girl named Creepy Girl. And suddenly, I find--

[music starts, lights dim]

CROW: I smell a song comin' on!

TOM: Boo hoo hoo! Oh, Creepy Girl.

Lyle Waggoner's a total jerk,
Second only to Tommy Kirk.
Could you find it in your heart
To love a 'bot like me-hee-heee?
That fishy story you tell
Always makes me slee-hee-pyy,
But that's just what I get
For dating a girl that's cree-hee-pyyy!
My Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!

Oh, "C" is for that feeling of uncertainty for not quite knowing what ethnic group you're from. "R" is for the gifts you give me every time you smile. The first "E" is for--uh, well, I don't really know. But the second "E" is really a grammatical thing 'cause otherwise it would be "Crepy Girl," and where would that leave us? The "P" is definitely not for "platonic." And "Y?" Because I love you!

Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!

Oh, what are you Creepy Girl? Are you French, Italian, or one of those swarthy Gypsy-types? Haha. Well, you're accent suggests a romance language, but I can't be sure. Oh, we can definitely rule out a Germanic language. But it's okay! I am a 'bot without a country. All I know is that I love you! I want to shout it from the mountain tops! Uh, but, I'd have to get back down to Earth and actually CLIMB a mountain. Or they could just drop me off on a mountain. I don't care! That would be okay, because I just--need--YOU!

My-yyyy. . . Cree-hee-py Gir-hirl!
Won't you be mi-hee-hiiine?!
I'll give you scrolls and fish
And tinker-toys and wi-hee-hiiine!
I'll ditch these guys
If you'll be myyy Cree-hee-py Gir-HIRL!
Be-hee mi-hine before
Moo-hoo-vie si-i-i-i-i--hi-i-i-i-i-ign!
Whooo hoo yoooo hooo!

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