--- MST 3000 Songs! ---

from Teenage Crime Wave

[On the Satellite: Filmed like Mentos commercial]

CROW: Cause it's really so fun
Cause it's really so fun
When you have super fun
Eating tasty mints.
You can challenge mores,
You can bend silly rules.
You're rebelling
In an unthreatening way.

You're really blonde and it's true
People look up to you
When you eat mints
Whenever the hell you want to.
Youth is better in every situation,
Youth is better, old is stupid.
Youth is better,
So eat Mystos and live a super long fun life.

MIKE: Mystos!

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