"Supercalafragalistic-expialawacky!!!"
from The Sword and the Dragon
Lyrics: Best Brains
Music: Michael J. Nelson
Transcribed by Matthew Olson and Alana Olson
[In Deep 13: The Mads sit on the couch, putting comic books in
plastic bags]
FRANK: Clay, have you seen my X-Men #354?
DR. F: Frank, you're breaking my concentration. I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized in time to tape tonight's episode of TekWars.
FRANK: [mumbling] Oh, TekWars is on. That's right. [doorbell rings]
DR. F: I wonder who that could be?
FRANK: [still mumbling, going to door] ...that's right, I forgot all about TekWars. We'll have to see... Tonight's episode's supposed to --
[opens door, finds Bridget Jones and Mary Jo Pehl]
BRIDGET: Hi! I'm Bridget and this is my friend Mary Jo. We just moved in upstairs to Deep 12. We're neighbors!
FRANK: [running to couch] Ahhh!! Clay, there are girls here! Actual girls!!!
DR. F: Uh, ah, uh, don't panic! Um, there must be some instructions on what to do. Somewhere...
BRIDGET: [sitting next to Dr. F] Well, we introduced ourselves.
Who are you?
FRANK: I have lots of comic books. I keep them in plastic bags.
BRIDGET: Oh, yeah, I, heh, heh... [giggles]
MARY JO: We haven't seen the laundry room. Do you know where it is?
DR. F: Are we on a date? 'Cause it's okay if we're on a date. Uh, Frank and I have been on, uh, with Frank, yeah, uh... [takes comic book from Bridget, sets it down on table]
FRANK: Babylon 5 was on last night.
BRIDGET: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it sur -- it was. Well I--
DR. F: Mike, you've got to help us. We're on a date down here. Could you, uh, provide us with some kind of entertainment?
BRIDGET: [to SOL] Hi.
[On the Satellite:]
CROW: It just so happens I've written a topical, satirical review that we call--
ALL: Supercalafragalistic-expialawacky!
CROW: Ha ha ha he he hoo!
TOM: [whispering] Go, go, go! I got it, I got it, I got it! Okay, get out of the way!
MIKE: [singing, dressed like Uncle Sam] I'm the government,
I'm the government,
I'm filled with bloats and perks.
I'm the government,
I'm the government,
I'm the reason nothing works.
TOM: [speaking] Boy I tell you, it's not easy bein' the working man, but at least I've earned an honest day's wage and I can--
MIKE: Thank you! [takes money out of Servo's head]
TOM: Heeyyy!
CROW: [singing] I'm the crime bill: Bang, Bang!
I'm the crime bill: Bang, Bang!
I get shot at every day.
I'm the crime bill: Bang, Bang!
I'm the crime bill: Bang, Bang!
I'm opposed by the NRA. Bang, Bang! ack, ahh [dying noises]
MIKE: [speaking & dressed as little kid] Hello Mr. Senator. My daddy's out of work, and he says it's because of the deficit. So I saved some money in my piggy bank, and I'm going to give it to you to lower the deficit. If an 8 year old kid can save money, how come the government can't?
TOM: [singing] Honk honk!
CROW: Beep beep!
TOM & CROW: Government gridlock!
ALL: Honk honk!
CROW: Beep beep!
ALL: Government gridlock!
TOM: There's a traffic jam at the Congress intersection,
CROW: But the light is red unless there's an election!
MIKE: Government sure can get tacky,
ALL: It's Supercalafragalistic-expialawacky!
[Back to Deep 13: Mads are laughing, clapping, girls running]
DR. F: Oh, ho ho ho! Ho, ho, was that a funny one. That was a stitch!
FRANK: Is nothing sacred you guys?!
DR. F: Oh, well Mike, your movie this week is called The Sword and the Dragon. We won't be watching it 'cause, uh, we're on a date.
FRANK: Yeah, we're on a --
[both notice the girls have left]
DR. F: [to Frank] Pass me "The Punisher"...
FRANK: Better double bag this.
[On the Satellite:]
ALL: [singing] That's the Foreign Policy Blues!
Ha Ha!
MIKE: We got movie sign!
CROW: What about improv?
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