--- MST 3000 Songs! ---

"Love Theme from Mystery Science Theatre 3000"
from opening of Mystery Science Theater 3000
as shown on KTMA TV23 (1988-89)

Lyrics: Joel Hodgson and Josh Weinstein
Music: Charles Erickson and Joel Hodgson

[Sung by "Joel and the Joels."]

In the not-too-distant future--
Next Sunday, A.D.--
There was a guy named Joel,
Not too different than you or me.
He worked in a satellite loading bay,
Just polishing switches to pay his way;
He did his job well with a cheerful face,
But his bosses didn't like him
So they shot him into space.

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst ever made.
Joel says when you got lemons,
You make lemonade.
Now keep in mind he can't control
When the movies begin or end,
Because he used the extra parts
To make his robot friends.

Robot roll-call--

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show,
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000.

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