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"Livin' In Deep 13 & SOL Theme Songs"
from The Violent Years

Transcribed by Matthew Olson
With musical assistance from Jonah Falcon

[Deep 13: Forrester & Frank hold mics; music starts]

DR. F: I was alone with the world to tame,
I was evil and feelin' blue.
Lookin' around, talkin' to clowns,
Never guessin' that I'd find you.

FRANK: Workin' the frier, I was never a crier,
I had a void in the shape of you.
Lookin' for love, hopin' for evil,
Alls I got was Chicken Cordon Bleu.

DR. F & FRANK: Bada-been! We're livin' in Deep 13.
Nobody knows what we mean.
Rulin' the world
with our heads in a swirl
and it's keen,
Livin' in Deep 13

[song ends]

DR. F: Thank you, thank you. Thank you Franky, Mike, little friends, you're going to be seeing a lot of changes around here.

FRANK: We're softening to reach a wider audience.

DR. F: That's right, and as the world is enchanted with our whimsy, we'll slowly take over their minds.

FRANK: What a hoot! Ha, ha, ha! But first, we need you guys to help out by writing your own theme songs.

DR. F: You know, to increase your share. So go ahead, give it a try.

[On the Satellite:]

TOM: [excited gasp] Oh, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody, goody! Oh, can I go first, please? Huh, can I go first please? Pretty please? I've had my theme song ready since infancy. Now finally someone has the good sense to request it!

MIKE: Okay, if you're that eager to help Dr. Forrester, I can't stop ya...

[lights dim, Servo starts singing in operatic voice]

TOM: Taahh-om Ser-vo!
Taaahh-om Ser-vo!
Glor-ious Tom Ser-er-vo-o-o-o-o-o!

MIKE: [whistling, same time as Crow] I'm impressed Tom--

CROW: Oh. That was pretty nice--

[continuing, to the tune of "O Fortuna" from Carl Orff's "Carmina Burana"]
TOM: Beau-ti-ful Tom! Won-der-ful Tom!
Mag-nif-ique Tom! Tom Ser-vo!
(bum bum) Bigger than life!
(bum bum) Bigger than you! (he, he, he)

CROW: Hey--

TOM: You will love To--

MIKE: Okay, Cambot. I think that's fine. Could you cut... lights back there...

TOM: [speaking] But there's more.

MIKE: Oh there is? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought that was the end. I'm sorry But as long as we're stopped, Crow, dive in. Theme song.

CROW: What? Uh... Uh... Uh, [singing]

La-la, la-la la-la-la... Crow.
La-la, la-la-la, uh... Crow.
La-la, la la la la. Crow.

TOM: Huh...

MIKE: That's it?

CROW: Yeah.

MIKE: That's good!

CROW: Oh, thank you.

MIKE: I liked it. Especially that one part...

TOM: Okay, Nelson, let's hear it!

CROW: Yeah.

MIKE: Oh, I don't have one.

CROW: Aww, typical. Tch. Well, I'll save your bacon, Mike.

["singing":]

Mike, m-m-m-Mike, m-m-m-Mike, Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
Mike, m-m-m-Mike, m-m-m-Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
M-m-m-mi mi-mi-mi-Mike-Mike
M-m-m-mi-mi-mi-mi-Mike m-Mike m-Mike m-Mike
M-mi-i-i-i... Mike.

TOM: Huh. Geez...

MIKE: Okay, great.

CROW: Yeah.

MIKE: Thank -- Thank you for saving my bacon.

CROW: No problem.

MIKE: And there it is. There's the theme songs. Hope you like 'em.


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