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"The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn"
from The Starfighters

Music & Lyrics: Kevin Murphy
Transcribed by Matthew Olson and Alana Olson

[On the Satellite: A choir of uniformed Tom Servos stand in formation behind Tom, the director.]

MIKE: Welcome, my friends. We are very fortunate to have with us today the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, directed by the United Servo Academy Men's Choral Director, Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas Bullhead Servo, conducting them in the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus, um, Hymn.

TOM: [to the chorus] Alright, eyes front, three and...

CHORUS: Here's to the guys and gals who like to fly,
Flying so high with some guy in the sky.
Skyrockets in flight,
Afternoon delight,
Captain High at your ser--vice.

TOM: Would you like to fly in my beautiful balloon?
Take these broken wings and learn to fly me to the moon.
Sail on silver bird,
Have you ever heard
that the bird
is the word?

CHORUS: In a big country
Dreams say with you,
"Come along with me Lucille,
In my merry Oldsmobile.

We are kids for saving Earth,
We are fans of Colin Firth.
Off we go to yonder blue,
We really move our tails for you.

TOM: [Chorus "ahhs" harmony]
'Cross the wide Missouri!

[music ends]

MIKE: Ah! Ah, fantastic! Absolutely fantastic! That was the United Servo Academy Men's Chorus. And that sonorous tone you heard has to be due in large part to the fantastic conduc-- [chorus, under direction of Servo, begins singing "Hinky Dinky Parlez Vous"] What are you doing? What are you doing? Please Stop that music. Please, please do not, do not continue with this Vice Brigadier Sir Thomas Bullhead, I implore you, stop the music! Stop I say! Stop the music! Uh, Sylvester, can you get an engineer in here please, in Studio A? I apologize ladies and gentlemen. I want you out of my studio! Stop this music right now! Out, Out! Raus, Raus!

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